Monday, December 28, 2009
Creeping into 10
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Los Babas
There is a bar in Logroño called Biribay that constantly hosts local bands and free performances. Every once in a while there will be a small cover, such as last night, when Los Babas played. I can definitely say that it was worth 3 euros as I was laughing hysterically and chanting strange choruses the whole while. This band called Los Babas was comprised by 2 ridiculous dudes in some seriously classy getup, who had a style that can be described as Death From Above 1979's Spanish cousins of funk-in my words, and absolutely not official. The drummer had a headset microphone and was constantly howling into it to imitate guitar solos and recounted absurd stories which were actually the verses of each song. The bassist had a fireworks show of dookie dreads sprouting from his head and played a pink battle ax of a bass that was being augmented by a plethora of pedals that I could never understand. This band was magical and had the entire bar packed from door to stage, but Marta and I had manage to wiggle our way to the very front. The duo changed outfits halfway through the show-this is to say that they switched out of pink felt tracksuits that were as tight as possible, into even tinier pink booty shorts and chest hair baring shirts. Not only did these guys rock, but they were very funny and entertained the crowd in between songs as well as during them.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
El 20%
Today is the last day of classes before the Christmas break, and it happened to be one of these no-call-no-class days. While I might have been a bit tiffy any other day about this unfortunate news, today my bad mood was set to balance quickly as a random Spanish teacher, or admistrator, with glasses and thin grey hair pulled back into a gnarly pony tail popped out of a door I had never noticed and demanded that I enter. Waiting inside for me was a selection of boxes of wine. When I say boxes of wine I do not mean Franzia, or Gato Negro contained in a plastic bladder inside of a cardboard box, but rather an ornately decorated cardboard box with three bottles of assorted wine made by the students and professors here at the school. To me, this is class. I now hoist a box around school containing a white Tempranillo, red Joven Maceración Carbónica (whatever the hell that means), and one other that I can not see as it is in between the other two and covered by cardboard. In thirty minutes I will sit with my box of wine and have lunch with all of the professors in the school.
These same professors surprised me yesterday with a Christmas gift from Zara, the fashionable Spanish clothing store known worldwide. The fleece-lined knit hoodie is perfect for the frigid weather and definitely has quite a bit of style. It has a double lined hood so as to keep from getting as wet when it rains, and is actually really heavy. It is the perfect gift for the weather, and I was really quite moved by their generous action. I assume that they wanted to get me something warm since they are always saying that I am not wearing enought clothes and that Spain is going to wreck my world if I don´t get real.
Last night I saw the movie Avatar in 3-d with Marta and was surprised at how beautiful this movie was. It was like some kind of lucid acid trip that was being dubbed in Spanish, which possibly made it that much more of a mind bender. While I am really put off by everything being dubbed here, and the Spanish people´s stubborn refusal to attempt other languages, this movie was beautiful and visually captivating enough to push aside my hate for dubbed voices. The sad thing was that I understood the alien people in the movie better, because they did not speak ¨Spanish¨very well as it was their second tongue. This made me feel a little bit dumb, but complacent as alien voices dubbed alien voices for aliens on foreign planet in a foreign movie theatre. ¿What? This movie theatre/shopping complex was a massive behemoth of plutocracy just a few miles outside of the city. Being quite late in the evening and very empty, the capitalistic compound was immensely surreal as there were Christmas decorations, lights, and music playing, but hardly a soul to be seen in this airplane hangar of a bulding. Marta let me drive us home and was terrified and telling me where to turn at every road. Typical, but deserving as I am sure that I seem untrustworthy with the car of someone´s parents.
It´s about to be a celebration bitches.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
It's not always sunny in Logroño
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
You's a window shopper
Walking up and down the streets of Spain each day, I have taken note of the countless stores that fill each block. Above all, clothing and shoe stores tend to outnumber the others greatly and, without fail, there are always people halting in their tracks to ogle at the goods. I find that I too do this from time to time, but only for shoes. The Spanish just seem to be infatuated with buying things, or at least talking without cease about buying them. With my beliefs at bay, I can safely state that Spain is at par with The United States' capitalist views, healthcare aside, and that they are stir crazy about purchasing STUFF.
Monday, December 14, 2009
el puente
Friday, December 11, 2009
How not to start, but positively finish a day. 3rd person omniscient
He had just woken up with a hazy hangover, or rather lack of sleep, or rather both joining forces to smite him back down to his pillow. He'd prepared a nice breakfast to get back on his feet... things were going well... until he decided to mistake the salt for sugar, dump it in his coffee and proceed to take a huge tug of his nicely salted espresso. This is one of the worst tastes and/or surprises that can follow said beginning of a day to date. He then foolishly tried to handle the steaming hot press with his hands to make another espresso and efficiently burned himself while cursing the moon, gods, and most of all, the salt container.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
more navedad para extranjeros
I had the most hilarious conversation last night with some friends. My buddy Alex lives with a German girl, and they both came over last night for drinks. After laughing hysterically on the internet at Spanish people modeling for some pageant, we started talking about the holiday to come. Since we have Monday and Tuesday off many of us are deciding to take weekend trips. After a brief chat about half-baked plans, we realized that we did not understand the reason for the holiday we are being granted. It's got something to do with the wise men setting out to go find baby Jesus or something, but really we don't know.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Navedad para extranjeros
I don't quite know what it was that made me buy a one-way ticket to Italy for December the 30th, but this is a done deal. Definitely no turning back now. My Italian roommate told me to give him a call when I was there, and to stop by his house for dinner and drinks. I will be flying into Milan because it was cheaper there. I have no plans from there on. My friends Mary and Collin from Oviedo sparked the idea, and I jumped on the train as fast as a middle schooler starts wearing Jncos, or perhaps Lee Pipes. That is, if you were cool like my sister (not cool).
Saturday, November 28, 2009
era una fiesta entre indios y conquistadores
biscuit haters
I have now experienced my first Thanksgiving outside of the United States. My roommate planned a dinner via internetz and our house was the chosen location. I will change my text throughout this lecture and if you don't like it too bad, I want to see what they all look like... Ok. So the dinner itself wasn't anything close to what I am used to. There was no massive turkey. There was no massive ham. There were no biscuits, and there was no gravy. Stuffing? Nope. Webdings!!!!, <---(Ok no more Webdings) Apparently spiders are exclamation points.we b d i n g s ! ! ! ! So I missed the tasty home cooking that I am accustomed to, but nonetheless the party was great. I got honey baked ham cut into fat slices and crammed the ham into tasty croissants. My roommate made mashed potatoes. My other roommate bought cookies and then left. Some Spanish girls brought tortilla, and some kind of sweet doughballs. The rest of the dinner was comprised mainly of desserts as follows: Apple crumble and apple pie, mars bars or something like that which was really tasty, and of course you cant leave out the 3 plates of cheeses and meats that were amazing. Once again my house was a breeding ground for confusion between languages as Germans, Italians, Spanish, English and Americans alike carried on through the night and fueling themselves with wine and cheese.
Monday, November 23, 2009
casi cuarto siglo
After starting a 3-round bout with a Spanish strain virus that went for the throat, I received a few days off from school, and took it upon myself to make massive batches of vegetable soup. I definitely wallowed in the doldrums for a few days, but more or less was a boss and wrecked the virus with the help of my "smooth, few bacteria killing antibiotics". Accompanied by my industrial-size bottle of Advil, borrowed movies and thermometers, and the beloved interwebz, I kicked the wannabe flu virus in a few days with time to spare preparing for guests.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
seguro
Sunday, November 15, 2009
llama la cruz roja. necesito un transfusion
I have watched countless programs on all sorts of random crap in my day. Discovery channel was definitely my visual home away from home, and especially when I wasn't feeling well. Why not get educated without trying and being outside of school at that. It's always so easy to stay glued to some Brittish narrators voice, who delicately tip-toes over the words written for him on some highly edited scientists' lab reports.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
in cars
I drove a car in Spain two days ago. For some reason, after I called shotgun and then played a joke calling driver when a fellow teacher said they'd give me a ride home, the teacher asked me if I wanted to drive. I was thrilled and took the wheel of some random overseas Nissan model and... big ball breaker here... drove 40 kmh, which is quite slow. It was like being in driver's ed. She kept telling me the speed limit and appeared to desire her own set of breaks and gas and steering wheel on her side. But it was all gravy. I enjoyed it.
Friday, November 6, 2009
bua
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
o bitter victory!
Wow.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
italian spaniards
BTW ^ THIS, is what comes up when you search cornucopia
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The good the bad and the ugly (not eduardos)
I had my first taste of the ugly side of students at school. It really wasn’t all that horrible, but I must say that I must have been pampered with better students in the rest of my classes. The disdain with which I held for one of my classes today was quite heavy. I wanted to stomp them and wipe them off at the doorstop. These classes were the “compensatoria” classes. This means that they are repeats, and are normally mixed bunch of slow learning kids from “barrios bajos”, or better put for my English readers, lower class neighborhoods. While it might be true that these miscreants do not understand or speak English, I begin by telling them that I will slow down, or repeat myself if they need. This device of classroom assistance functions comparatively as well as an infant would while fighting Mike Tyson.
Instead of asking me to repeat myself or slow down, the majority of students turn to their friends and laugh saying in Spanish that they don’t understand what I am saying. They don’t try, they don’t care, and they don’t know anything. I eventually told them that I could stop if they did not want to listen to me anymore, and that I had come a long way to help at their school. The teacher was not doing an adequate job of controlling them, and instead of yelling at them in Spanish tried to use English. Whether they understood her or not did not matter. She needed to use her harsh Spanish tongue to really make them feel bad. I did a good job of this by letting them know I was not happy with them, and by the end was very glad to be done. Two nice girls in the front listened and answered. I wanted to shake their hands.
On a lighter note, I went running today around Logroño today in the dreary drizzle, got my first international bank card, and had a nice dinner with 2 friends. Good stress reliever. BTW, Spanish women are quite beautiful and funny, especially if you can understand them.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
La Musa
I have found funk to be one of the greatest genres ever. This is not to be confused with some newfound thought manifesting itself for the first time in my mind, but rather a recent realization. Compared to bad Spanish house music, or perhaps bad Spanish pop/rock, I can easily say that James Brown, or even newer affiliates such as Jamiroquai head to the top of T’s charts much quicker. A bar close by called La Musa hosts funk every night, as far as I am concerned, and offers a small dance floor filled with older Spaniards who languidly thrash their bodies about and phonetically mouth words to songs that they do not understand. The funniest part about this bars’ two floors of entertainment exists on its second floor. Downstairs is good music and a mixed crowd, whereas the second floor is home to flashing lights and awful techno which fuels the gay bar that it really is. I normally go with my friend Chris, from Chicago, and other hand-picked folks from around Logrono. Some good photos should come up soon of our unparalleled dance moves.
Aside from L-town business, I have decided to go to Oviedo next weekend to see my friends Collin and Mary. There are apparently some city-wide parties or celebrations that weekend, and friends make the whole trip worthwhile nonetheless. I am very excited to get out of Logrono on my first weekend trip, and am leaning towards San Sebastian on the following weekend. I hope to indulge in some of the Spanish beaches before it is far too cold to attempt any form of beach trip.
The weather has already turned here, and the once green verdant leaves on the trees outside my balcony are already wilting and losing their ability to keep up with the temperature. A scarf and sweater are currently necessary. I can’t wait to see snow for the first time in Spain
Thursday, October 15, 2009
filthy brittish friends
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Hablando por los codos
So far, I’ve found that my teaching position is altogether in itself quite a strange experience. There is supposed to be another girl at the school, but she is having problems with her passport, and won’t be here for a few more weeks. This results in a game of hot potato at el instutito La laboral. I am that hot potato, and the teachers are passing me around like mononucleosis… sans interchange of saliva.
I walk briskly, but outrageously confused from classroom to classroom. With my laptop case and nifty memory stick, which has a master class powerpoint in its tightly packed electrical circuitry, I enter the class and am ogled like some piece of meat by 17 year old girls. Just kidding, that doesn’t really happen. Presenting brilliant word art from Microsoft Office, I stun the classes each time with the number of states in America. I ask them to guess how many states there are, while a picture of the country is up, and receive wonderful guestimates as 38, 27, and 55. To follow up I give them a picture of North Carolina, and ask that they guess how many counties there are (just to keep the whole math and language thing going). The three regions of my beautiful state are displayed with 2 large clouds for the mountains and coast, and a big happy face for the piedmont. Efficiently giving the smiley face a googly eye by putting a circle around Forsyth County, I usually get a laugh from the crowd. I show pictures of each region, and of course of Winston-Salem. “Now, who likes to go skiing” – queue Sugar Ski Mountain. “So who here likes the beach?” – queue Emerald Isle and the Outer Banks.
The difference in classes that I am placed in is quite diverse. Bachiller 1, 2, secretariano (people studying to get jobs as paper pushers I guess) The range of ages goes from 17-20somethings. Spanish students are quite shy, and are ashamed to speak another language in front of their classmates. I try to comfort them by telling them by saying, look where I am, and I wasn’t afraid to talk (god knows, we all know that) Next week, I will be taking on more hours. I have already been approached to give private classes. Logrono is really starting to warm up to me, and I to it. Monday is el festival de Pilar. This place will be locked down, no school, all party, get ready to get wild Logrono.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
bologna bocadillos
Walking from Logroño to La Laboral sucks. Big time. I found out the hard way tonight that the buses in Logroño stop running at MOTHER FUCKING 10:30 at night. Now; if I had found an apartment by now this would not have been a problem, however, this is not the case. I just walked from the center of L-town all the way here, and it was a solid hour + walk. I even attempted to hitch a ride with my wonderful genetically prone hitching thumb. This yielded no gain. A woman slowed down once, and put her blinker on. That was a total tease, and as I ran towards her car, I realized that she was only pulling into her gated house.
I had left my memory card in the computer, so, no photos. My Ipod was in my room, so, no music. My water bottle was empty and I was quite thirsty. *Some guy is blowing the shit out of his nose in a bathroom somewhere near me, and definitely not into a tissue. Anyways: the whole time that I am walking back I am thinking, “Well Thomas you’ve gotten this far, but what if the school is locked?” Well, it was. I had to jump the gate to get in. Thinking past this, long before I arrived, I thought “What if the residence is locked and your key does not open the main doors?” Well, that was not the case, thank God. I eased in the door to unload my stress on the security guard, who thought it was funny and of course said “no te preocupes” (don’t worry about it). After putting my key incorrectly in a few wrong doors in the dark, no doubt scaring a couple of sleeping students, I flopped down for this wonderful session.
Now I sit, staring at this delicious bologna bocadillo that has been sitting in my room for some 8 hours, deciding whether or not I want to eat it.
Great
(btw this was not even late, and I had not been drinking)
Monday, October 5, 2009
Freshly Planted
Logroño is my new home.
The convention at the hotel was long, and quite boring, but some of the speakers offered good humor, information and insight. After a few workshops where random Spanish people talked at us about various aspects of teaching-all of the different nationalities had their own meeting. Ours was run by a tall woman with superduper shoulder pads who was HILLARIOUS. She went over not getting arrested and who to contact if things went wrong whilst dropping familiar social humor and brief anecdotes of prior trouble makers.
With free lodging, food and a great way to meet people, the hotel proved to be quite a good time. The last night in the hotel was a relaxed evening. Collin and Mary (new friends) came to my room for wine on the balcony and we told stories about wild times in the states throughout the night. They will be living in Oveado, which is approximately 3-4 hours away by bus, and I will be going with them to Amsterdam sometime in November hopefully.
After the reunions at the Hotel Convención ( a four star hotel in Madrid ) all of the Americans, Germans, Austrians, Aussies, Brits, Canadians, Italians and I am sure I left out a country or two, regardless, all headed to our respective regions. My bus ride was a quick 4 hours where I met some other Riojan bound teachers from around the world. Traveling is quite possibly the greatest thing ever.
Logroño is not a huge city, rather quite small, but is home to some 150,000 people. It looks like the entire city is nothing but apartments. There are nice parks like El Parque de Ebro- a large park alongside the Ebro river; and El Parque de Carmen-quaintly situated in the middle of the city with plenty of large trees, playgrounds and a gazebo/restaurant/bar. The Casco Viejo is an old and historic part of town with small winding streets lined with bars and pinchos (tapas). It is very fun and cheap to go from bar to bar to snack and have a beverage. The city has good energy, and everyone LOVES to eat.
Tomorrow I will go to my school, La Laboral, for the first time, and temporarily move into the boarding school residence until I find a flat…. Fo freeeee. My teacher Nuria is very nice and likes wine and cigarettes, a lot. I will also be opening a bank account, and getting my N.I.E. (numero de identificación extranjero) or simply put, Green Card. I will be a quazi citizen for the first time in a foreign country. Viva Logroño!
Monday, September 28, 2009
futbol
After a few missed emails, I finally was able to meet up with Reed and his girlfriend Bridgette, but even this was a difficult process as I could not find the cervezaria in which they were eating. After catching up with the two of them, we met up with the Brits by Plaza del Sol, and then went for some tapas up the road. The Sangria was delicious and strong.
Cramming into the metros like sardines, we funneled through the doors and recounted seeing the Japanese officers whose sole job is to shove people into the metro cars there. Exiting the subterranean station at the stadium, we were confronted with thousands of people swarming into the arena. The energy was pulsating and we could hear the crowd already roaring from within.
After a quick beer, and the purchase of a cheap jersey, we headed in and climbed forever to our nosebleed seats. The first half was weak, no goals. The second half was chalk full of three great goals, and Real took the match somewhat easily after they began their roll. The loudest the arena got was, surprisingly enough, when the crowd didn’t like a call that the ref made, and everyone was bickering and shouting. Ed and I thought this was quite funny. Hearing the cheers of these some 80,000 people was amazing, and I am definitely glad that I went.
Esperando
Spanish people have the most ridiculous fashion of giving directions. Maybe it’s just my problem that I take them for granted every time they tell me, sigue sigue sigue, or baja baja baja, and of course una izquierda. Which, of course, leads me to yet another Spaniard who says something along the same lines. Needless to say, I find myself asking where things are constantly, and really having to think outside of this directional box.
It’s a damn shame that the banks close at 2 p.m. because I tend to find it hard to get out before then without my ritual coffee intake and shower. The people changing money near plaza del sol give the worst rates in the world, which only makes the spending of my money flow quicker.
My orientation is set up for this Wednesday, and I can say that I am thoroughly excited about finding out what it is I will be doing, and more importantly to be put up for free in this hotel, and have food as well. I have constantly continued to meet other people in the Cultural Ambassadors program, and they are from all over the states. I managed to meet 2 last night, making a grand total of at least 15 that I have met. I caught a bit of American football last night, and the night before I went to an electronic music festival that was absolutely nuts.
Thousands of people crowded into the Telefónica Arena to listen to some choice performers as Hot Chip, Crystal Fighters, and many more. Sponsored by Jeigermeister and Diesel, there were scantily clad girls walking around giving free shots, and monopoly money intercambio for drinks. Since the Metro doesn’t open until 6, we stayed up til 7. Spanish time is non-existent. And I think my legs are going to be made of steel after a couple more weeks of this walking. Soon enough I will be indulging in the delicious Riojan wines, and settling into an apartment. So excited.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
el capital
Spain. How wonderful you are. I have missed you. What are these bottles of wine and stir fry cooked in a hostel kitchen shared with 2 people from foreign countries? You are cheap. You are inventive. You are interactive and delicious. You are accepting of my apparently South American / Mexican accent. You take me to the streets for it. Good enough for the shadows. And your statues, art, jamon y queso. Que rico!
Euopean Union. Pissed are you..? Yes your money flows so freely. And to think that this country is affected by worldwide downtimes is something foreign in itself. Christ I see more people out past 2 A.M. -6A.M. than I do during 10 A.M.-7P.M. 1 Euro for the chap who ashes on those below. Our terraces of power and youth contain all that is necessary for entertainment. But outside it is a world of energy without cease. Atoms split and continuously expand till the Atlantic and Mediterranean can but yield their hydrolytic cache. Madrid is a bomb, continuously exploding over and over again. Fun for now, but decaying quickly.
I must get out and settle into a respectful lifestyle.
Responsibility. Control. Maturity. I have done this, but not to such a grandiose level. Cut the line before it pulls me down. Little weight holds the cord, but pulling it with strong arms I can tow the line. I shall compromise lifestyles of yore and replace them with new ones, hybridized and lacking duplicitous interior motives. Accept and forgive. Forget and learn again.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
time travel
Goodbye succelent American indulgence. Goodbye comfort blanket of home and hearth. Goodbye familiar faces and storefronts, chevy S-10 and Phil’s Citgo. Not solemnly, but satisfied I say see ya to all of these things, people and places before I leave them indefinitely.
Leaving quicker than I previously believed possible, I have already met friends. The chances were slim, and the fortune was great as a magnificent “small world” fantasy network wove itself together in the Raleigh Durham airport. A Canadian women told me how to get downtown, I told her I was going to Spain. A girl asked me if she’d heard correctly about Spain. Turns out she was going on the same program as myself. A guy asked both of us if we were indeed going on this program as he too would be embarking for Spain. We were instantly conncected and attached.
I told them of my plan to go into downtown Toronto, and with Alisha and Nate I forged my way into Canada’s largest city. Providing us with one of the bombest cab drivers ever (from Somalia) we had a quick ride into the city, where we started from scratch. The CN tower was in sight, but wildly expensive for a view. The ROM (Royal Ontario Museum) was a metro ride away, and had a wide variety of exhibits that were piddled through with our 6 hour adventure.
Not even realizing that we were out of the country already, we were returned Canadian dollars as change from our American monies. Used our last bit of change and headed back to the airport. Time to sleep on the ground, and have our last North American beers. Tomorrow, a new country, a new currency. Hasta la vista America.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
dreams of insomnia
Monday, September 7, 2009
La bicicleta
Sadly, I found out the hard way that the human body, in all its fleshy greatness, is just not made to be thrown about like its two-wheeled friend. Bikes dont slump into a mire of depression after they've broken their collar bones. Nor do they take 6 weeks until they can do things like carry pizzas around some whack corporate restaurant.
Alas. The bike has won. And I will respect it by continuing my prolonged use of this great invention. I hope that upon arriving in Spain I will find a dope apartment that is near everything wonderful. But more importantly, I hope to find a used Spanish road bike to aid me in daily commute. Lets hope that I won't throw myself off this bike.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Ingles. De nuevo. Otra Vez.
Put the coffee pot on.