3in1 haircut

So, I decided to get my hair cut by a non-professional-professional. There are only a few steps to this process.

1) Go to a Chino Store and buy a pair of scissors that look like they'll cut har - 2.35€

2) Don't really do that because Katrina will do it for you, and bring a comb to divide your monstrous hair

3) Slap a chair down in your kitchen.

4) Sit and talk about life until Katrina tells you she thinks you should look at the hair (horror ensues?)

5) Horror doesn't ensue and it looks good, but you tell Katrina to keep going.

6) You are left with some silly bangs you've never had, but embrace them and keep them.

7) You thank Katrina, and promptly sweep up the pile of your once attached hair.

8)Wake up a day later and decide you don't know what to do with your new bang things

9)Cut them off yourself.

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This is Katrina

These are flock of seagulls bangs

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This is an ALMOST free haircut

I like to grunt when I get my swell on at the gym.